Here am i , telling you some stories about the life in the design and technology class 2008 ( 3 Commitment and 3 Enterprise )
This story is writtened by Hui Jing from 3 Enterprise and Kai Ying from 3 Commitment . The story is based on what students and teachers said, as in really said, no joke . No editing was added except for cutting short and erased away of some words . Due to technical problem ( They talk to fast or our hand too slow, cant write all )
Characters
Teacher : Mr Tan
Students : Imran, Alex So, Alex Chong, Bernard, Yong Hong, Amirul, Kai Ying, Hui Jing, Kendrick, Hilman, Hakim, Asyraf ( Temporary these characters in this episode )
The stories goes like this, one fine day, on the 25th August 2008, Monday, Design and Technology lesson, Evergreen Secondary School, 12.30pm to 13.30pm.
MrTan:This teddy bear. Is it a physical need?
Imran:Some design on your buttock.
MrTan:So products satisfy not only 1 of th needs. Can Take....
AlexSoh:Can put tv? Can put air con right?
MrTan:Be sensible.
AlexSoh:I need emotional.
YongHong:So th needs there i put what?
Imran:Intellectual what?
Hakim:Design sucks.
YongHong:Intellectual means what?
MrTan:er,......
YongHong:Tv can anot?
Imran:th arriving time, so whats th product?
MrTan:th product can be a tv.
Bernard:ni men zai zuo shen me? (means:what you all doing?) hen sian(very sian).
AlexSoh:ni men zai xie shen me?(means what you all writing?)walao a. wu liao leh ni men.(means:walaos. you all very bored lehr.)KaiYing hen shuai. mei you. to th power of 5.mei you. to th power of 10.(means:KaiYing very handsome. nopes.to power of 5. nono.to power of 10).
MrTan:Alright.
Bernard:Very dizzy.
AlexSoh:Quit school.
Amirul:Emotional needs is what?
HuiJing:ah?
MrTan:Ya.I.Listen. This project we are going to.....(paisehr ahr,bernard's handwriting i cant understand.:) )
Imran:I know whats th second needs. Later got sound one are zagy.
MrTan:Ya.Alot of fun with it. But certain certain.
AlexSoh:Aiyo.Walao a.
MrTan:Pi.
AlexSoh:oi oi oi oi oi oi
MrTan:If you dont listen,how you know?
AlexSoh:er er,must be save. must be easy. must be portable. PIES. alright.okayr. wa colourful. Cher,can copy?
MrTan:Dontknow why you people need to talk and talk.
AlexSoh:Talk and talk. ya fail.
Bernard:Shh...
YongHong:what? step what step?
MrTan:You can use this techniques....right.for example:can improve....Naim step up!
Hakim:Naim?
Bernard:Naim at home sleeping.
Imran:Cher,continue.
MrTan:How continue? I put all my heart to teach. Look at that bernard.
AlexSoh:Yes.ten its boring. shen me? bu yao lah!(means:what? dontwant lahr)
SILENCE IN CLASS.
YongHong:Your budget is $20.
Hakim:Its not exact.
YongHong:Cher,he(JunJie) sleeping.
MrTan:He's sick.
YongHong:Slp slp slp.
Imran:Can use battery what.
AlexSoh:No....oh...
MrTan:Alex,are you with me?
AlexSoh:Yes. im with you. design.design lehr.
AlexChong:Wa,zai lohr.
End of episode 1 .For more information i mean, more of this thing of episode 1, please kindly refer to http://th-madpeoplee.blogspot.com/
Hahas. Classmate has another form too. :)
Okayr. Now starting on th authors. They are in th classroom,and HuiJing feels bored so we started writing. hahas.
Characters:HuiJing&KaiYing
HuiJing:Bored (:
KaiYing:hahas. yeah. :)
HuiJing:Still got about 1hour more. l0l.
KaiYing:wa?! 1hour? Oh gawd! =p
HuiJing:L0l -.- "i give you this handout where we going to survey this market... " blah :)
KaiYing:hahas. yeah. I critisize about th product..... :) I want sketchbook.(cox my sketchbook with Bernard)
HuiJing:L0L! "Let me show you uh. so what you do? you simply cut out pics...Then you stare at it. blah."
KaiYing:hahas. then you get inspirated! and become famous with th toy :)
HuiJing:*blink eye*"KaiYing,try to look at this imageboard and .... is it about children?students? Adult? Adult! Is it about adult?"
KaiYing:er? money? hahas.
MrTan:look again and identify th product. fancy products?
KaiYing:hahas. oh gawd. making love in th bedroom! is a need!
HuiJing:L0L. horny liao uh you! wah you pro,dnt lesson also can horny. L0L~
KaiYing:hahas. of cox. who call cher want ask about need! hhas. oh gawd. thinking dirty. :)
HuiJing:L0L. imagine we really wrote down everything cher say.
KaiYing:hahas. if we did that,even 1 sketchbook also not enough. l0ls. add what out classmates say. wow,then will comfirm become a novel :)
HuiJing:yar! yar! style siah!If there one such novel,i sure buy! looks interesting (: x: Plus add everything after wake up till you sleep. write down what everyone say. woot~ x:
KaiYing:hahas. yalohr. adding th bullying of junjie by th guys.wa shiok!
-thats when we start out novel. hahas. :) innovative a?
CREDITS to all. especially HUIJING classmate. :)
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