Monday, August 25, 2008

hahas. im quite bored. so i decided to copy what classmate wrote and post it again. so no need so troublesome. hahas. good right?

Here am i , telling you some stories about the life in the design and technology class 2008 ( 3 Commitment and 3 Enterprise )
This story is writtened by Hui Jing from 3 Enterprise and Kai Ying from 3 Commitment .
The story is based on what students and teachers said, as in really said, no joke . No editing was added except for cutting short and erased away of some words . Due to technical problem ( They talk to fast or our hand too slow, cant write all )
Characters
Teacher : Mr Tan
Students : Imran, Alex So, Alex Chong, Bernard, Yong Hong, Amirul, Kai Ying, Hui Jing, Kendrick, Hilman, Hakim, Asyraf ( Temporary these characters in this episode )
The stories goes like this, one fine day, on the 25th August 2008, Monday, Design and Technology lesson, Evergreen Secondary School, 12.30pm to 13.30pm.
Mr Tan : Example uh, a child with a teddy bear.
Imran : Some design on your buttocks
Mr Tan : Of course some product satisfy... example handphone.It can be about like material.
Alex So : Can put aircon right?
Bernard : Of course !
Alex So : I need emotional.
Yong Hong : So the need, is i put what?
Mr Tan : Is like people like Rain.
Alex So : ?
Amirul : Uh huh
Alex So : Uh huh
Bernard : Product? What product?
Mr Tan : Product.
Yong Hong : Intellectual means what uh?
Teacher : Stand there you do not know you know ?
Bernard : Wo yao hui jia, wo yao hui jia, Ni zai zuo shen me ? (Meaning - I want to go home, i want to go home, you doing what ? )
Imran : Cher ! Need atm machine at buttock ?
Bernard : Ta men zai xie ... Bu yao luan luan xie hor ! (Meaning - They writing... Don't anyhow write hor !)
Mr Tan : Alright, charity bazzar, leave it do at home.
Alex So : To the power of ten lar ! Shh ! Eh Iswani sick uh?
Imran : Cher ! Alex change place.
Yong Hong : Very rude leh !
Imran : Huh ? You want be exco ? So stupid !
Bernard : Hen hao wan uh ? (Meaning - Very fun uh?)
Kai Ying : Shh !
Alex So : Yes !( Bernard took Kai Ying things away )
Mr Tan : SO ~
Imran : What's that ?
Alex So : Ai yo !
Alex So : Oink oink oink
Bernard : Er er er
Alex So : Must be easy !
Mr Tan : And ~
Alex So : P-I-E-S, alright
Bernard : Ok ~
Alex So : Wa seh ! Colourful seh !
Bernard : So nice !
Hakim : Thank you
Alex So : Why you must talk . Yar, all fail
Bernard : Go home die
Mr Tan : Naim, stand up
Alex So : Naim?!
Imran : Cher ! Naim absent, cher continue
Mr Tan : How to continue ?
Alex So : Relax lar
Mr Tan : Very dissapointed. Ah, look at Bernard !
Bernard : I'm dissapointed
Mr Tan : Interesting, understand ?
Alex So : The level, yes ! That is boring yes. Bu yao lar (Meaning - Don't want lar)
Hui Jing : Tsk !
Imran : Emotional
Mr Tan : So, i shshshown you.
Yong Hong : The budget is $20.
Mr Tan : Cause $10 too cheap ?
Yong Hong : Cher ! He sleeping, sleep sleep sleep
Imran : Can use battery anot ?
Mr Tan : The child must be portable, 500g, half a kg. Any questions ?
Alex So : No ~ ( Groan ) Design ~ Wow, impressive .
Yong Hong : Rest uh ! See See See ! WAHHHHHHHHH !
Alex So : Ahhh, ahahhhahhaa, ahhhhahaha hur ~ ahahahha ! Ta shi Malaysia Ren . He is Malaysian
Amirul : Woo Woo Woo !
Hilman : Pokemon !
Alex Chong : Torlet la, dong mah ? (Meaning - Toilet lar, understand? )Bernard : Wah, exco zai lar !
Kendrick : Ba Kut zai
Alex So : Exco more .... to the power of 10 zai ah.
Kendrick : Bakut more to power of infinity more zai.
Alex Chong : Fuck you
Alex So : Alex Chong yoshinoya, Don't tell Alex Chong ok?
Alex Chong : I heard that, i can do it with leg.
Alex So : Yong jiao jia kuai zi (Meaning - Use leg to use chopsticks )
Mr Tan : Call it a day
Kai Ying : Thiang Bernard ~ Wo de glue ~ (Meaning - My glue ~ )
Alex So : Cher ! Why got 2 two
Imran : You want be teacher ?
Asyraf : Cher ! Down down down down
Imran : Wait lar !
Alex So : Why got 2 five
Bernard : Next !
Imran : Cher ! Enough time anot? Then can we pass anot ?
Alex So : Enough time ah, cambrigde uh
Bernard : I still woodbridge uh
Alex So : Eh, Ms See bu shi yao kan speech lor ? Gei ta kan zhe ge lar ! ( Meaning - Eh, Ms See want see speech right ? Give her see this lar ! )Bernard : So cool uh
Alex So : Cher .... Chubby seh.
Bernard : ( yawns )
Alex So : Alex Chong zai yoshinoya gong zuo hen shuai . ( Meaning - Alex Chong at Yoshinoya work very handsome)

Credits is all to HUIJING! cox its her idea! :)

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